Meet the Squad

Doug

Doug


Position: Ref

The Dude

The Dude


Position: Ref

Lemony WhipIt

Lemony WhipIt


Number: 131

Baby Got Bash

Baby Got Bash

Years skating or derby DOB: April 2013
Number: 120
Position: Blocker
Proudest derby related achievement: Jamming for the first time!
Best rock out song: Baby Got Back
Other sports participated in: Does marching band count?
Favorite color: Purple
Occupation: Designer
Favorite animals: All!
Pets: Cat – Mr. Charles Lickens (“Charlie”)
Favorite quote: “To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Betty Pin-U-Up

Betty Pin-U-Up

Number: 6

Diamond Dust

Diamond Dust

Years skating or derby dob: December 2008
Number: 202
Position: Blocker
Proudest derby related achievement(s): Skating with my daughter PochaHotMess for the first time.
Other sports participated in: figure skating, swim team, soccer coach
Favorite color:
Best personal feature:
Favorite villian:
Favorite ice cream flavor:
Occupation: All restaurant positions
Favorite animals: cats
Pets: 6 cats…
Favorite quote: Shut up and skate

Durty Surely

Durty Surely

Years skating or derby dob: March 30, 2014
Number:24
Position: Working on jammer
Proudest derby related achievement(s): Earning my jersey
Best rock out song: Baby Got Back – Sir Mix-A-Lot
Other sports participated in: soccer, softball, volleyball, track, dance, cheerleading
Favorite color: Teal
Best personal feature: My Hair
Favorite superhero(or villian mwahaha): No superheroes for me – my favorite Disney Princess is Ariel
Favorite ice cream flavor: mint chocolate chip & strawberry – served together
Occupation: textile designer
Favorite animals: hedgehogs
Pets: hedgehog named Chevy
Favorite quote: “We don’t accept mediocrity.” -Coach

Fischer Price

Fischer Price

Years skating or derby dob: June 2010
Number:19
Position: Jammer, Media Liaison
Proudest derby related achievement(s): Scoring game winning points in final jam and seeing the fresh meat graduate.
Best rock out song: Skrillex-Reptiles Theme
Other sports participated in: hockey
Favorite color: Black/Gray
Best personal feature: Forearms, hair and attitude
Favorite superhero(or villian mwahaha): Harley Quinn
Favorite ice cream flavor: Chocolate
Occupation: Culinary Professional and Certified Trainer for the Darden Corporation
Favorite animals: Giraffes, cats, turtles in that order
Pets: None
Favorite quote: “There is no knowledge that is not power” -Raiden

Ginger O’Snap

Ginger O’Snap

Derby bday: May 8 2014
Number: 27
Position: Blocker … Jammer in training
Proud moment: Getting lead jammer for the first time!
Best rock out song: I love lots of songs not one is my favorite “rock out” song…
Sports: Gymnastics
Favorite Color: Red and leopard print
Best Feature: Hair
Favorite superhero: My kids are my hero’s
Favorite Ice Cream: Chunky Monkey
Occupation: Lunch lady
Fave animals: Great Dane and turtles
Pets: 3 fish 2 frogs
Quote: “Mind your own biscuits and life will be gravy”

ArtiChokeYa

ArtiChokeYa

Years skating or derby DOB: 2015
Number: 221
Position: Fresh Meat

Ivy Rollin’

Ivy Rollin’

Years skating or derby DOB: Freshie-2016
Number: 4
Position: We’ll see!
Proudest derby related achievement:Joining derby with no skating experience
Best rock out song: Gravel- Ani Difranco, Oh My God-Ida Maria
Other sports participated in: Beer Pong
Favorite color: Orange or Rainbow
Best Personal Feature: Loyalty, Honesty
Favorite ice cream flavor: White Lightening by Perry’s
Occupation: Itinerant Teacher of the Deaf
Favorite animals: I don’t discriminate.  As long as it doesn’t have more than 4 legs!
Pets: 2 dogs, 2 cats and 2 rats
Favorite quote: “We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams” Arthur O’Shaughnessy

Jonnie Crash

Jonnie Crash

Years skating or derby DOB: 2015
Number: 77
Position: Fresh Meat

Marla Dinger

Marla Dinger

Years skating or derby dob: Starting Season 3
Number: 78
Position: Blocker and Treasurer
Proudest derby related achievement(s): Graduating from Fresh Meat
Best rock out song: Double Dare Ya, Bikini Kill
Other sports participated in: Soccer (a long time ago)
Favorite color: Black
Best personal feature: Willing to help out whoever / whenever / wherever I can.
Favorite superhero(or villian mwahaha): Batman
Favorite ice cream flavor: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Occupation: Director of Human Resources at a Non-profit
Favorite animals: Capybara
Pets: Dog (Papillion), King Louis the III
Favorite quote: “No such thing as free time. No such thing as spare time. No such thing as down time. All you got is LIFE time. Go!” ~ Henry Rollins

Mean Cuisine

Mean Cuisine

Years skating or derby dob: April 2011
Number: 350
Position: Blocker x Jammer
Proudest derby related achievement(s): MVP Jammer 2 bouts in a row!
Best rock out song: Born to Run – The Boss
Other sports participated in: Softball, Volleyball, bowling
Favorite color: Red
Favorite superhero(or villian mwahaha): The Riddler
Favorite ice cream flavor: Choc Chip
Occupation: 25 Years Dietary Department Galen Stauss Senior Care
Favorite animals: Dogs, but will fight for all animal rights!
Pets: 2 Beagles Shiloh & Sadie
Favorite quote: You’re never to old to Rock and Roll if ou’re to young to die!- Jethro Tull

Muffin TopOrBottom

Muffin TopOrBottom

Years skating or derby dob: September 2014
Number: 42
Position: Blocker
Proudest derby related achievement(s): Having the courage to join, learn to skate, and stick it out
Best rock out song: Don’t Stop Me Now — Queen
Other sports participated in: Yumbling, hide ‘n seek , and general running away Favorite color: floral
Best personal feature: Mediation skills, creativity, and all the classic middle child skills
Favorite superhero(or villian mwahaha): Dr. Horrible
Favorite ice cream flavor: Moose tracks
Occupation: student affairs and higher education
Favorite animals: Seahorse
Pets: No thanks.
Favorite quote: “It only ends once, anything that happens before that is just progress”

Raven Loonatik

Raven Loonatik

Years skating or derby dob: Starting Season 3
Number: 4860
Position: Blocker
Proudest derby related achievement(s): The Freshmeat I coached
Best rock out song: Sabotage – Beasty Boys
Other sports participated in: Distance running
Favorite color: Purple (but I bleed Camo Best personal feature: Legs and tattoos
Favorite superhero(or villian mwahaha): Professor Chaos
Favorite ice cream flavor: Cardamom
Occupation: Professor
Favorite animals: birds
Pets: 4 furry canids
Favorite quote: none

Red Hot Jilli Pepper

Red Hot Jilli Pepper

Number: 11

TeacHer Alesson

TeacHer Alesson

Years skating or derby dob: 2015
Number: 314
Position: Blocker and a hint of Jamming

Wanda Smacksom

Wanda Smacksom

Years skating or derby dob: 10/6/2013
Number: 74
Position: Blocker
Proudest derby related achievement(s): Blasting a jammer out of bounds in my first game against No Coast Road Warriors in Lincoln, Nebraska
Best rock out song: Wanda Jackson – Fujiyama Mama
Other sports participated in: Cycling, taekwondo
Favorite color: Black
Best personal feature: Hair
Favorite villian: Murky Dismal
Favorite ice cream flavor: Beecher’s Peanutbutter Fudge
Occupation: Manufacturing engineer
Favorite animals: Cats
Pets: 2 cats: Terra & Simon
Favorite quote: “Be your own hero”

Ref: Mr. OneTwo

Ref: Mr. OneTwo

Years skating or derby dob: Sep ’11
Position: Ref
Proudest derby related achievement(s): not sure, I’m honored just being part of the league
Best rock out song: (there are many but…) Oroborus – Gojira
Other sports participated in: HS Football
Favorite color: Blue or black
Best personal feature: what’s not to like?
Favorite superhero(or villian mwahaha): Joker (Dark Knight version) Occupation:being this awesome is a full-time job
Favorite animals: many (more of a dog person though)
Favorite quote: (again there are many but top two currently are…) “Imagination is more important than knowledge” – Albert Einstein / “Reaction is a weakness the strong cannot afford”- J. Duplantier & R. Blythe